
Carl Walden, a six-foot-one, 265-pound man with “multiple outstanding warrants,” tried to pass himself off as an incoming first-year at a New Jersey school, but failed miserably. “To avoid conflict, they handed Walden a packet of enrollment forms and told him to have his parents fill them out,” the Star-Ledger reports. He was arrested while walking away from the school, almost tragically still holding the necessary forms as if he’d gotten away with something.