It’s hard to believe that places like this exist in Brooklyn, but they do, apparently, because here is the listing (asking price: $30 million) and here are some photos. Corcoran calls the 60,000-square-foot (inside and outside), two-building Mill Basin spread “New York’s largest and most prestigious waterfront property.” How many kitchens are in your apartment? Well, this one has four, so you lose. How many bathrooms does your apartment have? This one has fourteen, so you lose again.