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Alec Baldwin Is So Down With Gay People That He Can Pretend to Be Gay

Alec Baldwin attends the 19th Annual Artwalk NY at 82 Mercer on October 29, 2013 in New York City.
Photo: Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images

Mr. “Cocking-Sucking Fathead” himself appeared at a tech conference in San Francisco yesterday where he attempted to assure everyone he’s not anti-gay by acting a little gay, a tried-and-true showing of support for the community. “I want you to be my lover, Matt,” he told “a member of his entourage,” according to the AP. “I love you, Matt. I love you in that way.” (The “moment of levity” came with “plenty of contrition.”) That settles it: Alec Baldwin respects all people.

Alec Baldwin Makes Gay Joke