The morning after his trouncing of Joe Lhota, mayor-elect Bill de Blasio sat down at City Hall for a chat with mayor-right-now Michael Bloomberg, whose legacy De Blasio forcefully rejected throughout the campaign. According to these completely fabricated captions to various photos, the meeting didn’t go well at all.
“And that’s reason No. 8 you’re incapable of governing this city. Reason No. 9 …”
“I heard you like to refer to me as an ‘evil racist midget.’ Don’t deny it.”
“Tell me the truth — you’re just jealous of Dante’s Afro.”
“Mike? Mike? Are you just ignoring me now? Mike?”