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Here Are Some Ladies Twerking on the Subway Tracks

Girl 1: Let’s twerk while we wait for the train, and film it. It’ll be funny. 

Girl 2: Okay. Where? Like, right here, on the platform?

Girl 1: No, let’s climb down onto the tracks and do it there. 

Girl 2: But couldn’t a train come and kill us? Or we could slip and hit the third rail, also killing us?

Girl 1: Yeah, but think about it: If we don’t die, we’d come away with a really mediocre thirteen-second video.

Girl 2: You’re right. [Jumps down]

Video: Ladies Twerking on the Subway Tracks