crimes and misdemeanors

Man Claiming to Be Cop Cuts Cronut Line

An unidentified man cut the Cronut line earlier today, and when confronted with his misdeed, refused to give back his Cronut even after his money was refunded, claimed to be a police officer (because cops are allowed to skip the Cronut line?), and left. He will be found and publicly hanged. 

Man Claiming to Be a Cop Cuts Cronut Line