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Straight White Guy Faces Hardship

The Trinity School is pictured in New York on Tuesday, February 14, 2006. The cost of attending certain private schools in New York City will exceed $30,000 for the first time next year, more than undergraduate tuition at Harvard University. Photographer: Daniel Acker/Bloomberg News.
Photo: Daniel Acker/Getty

A former gym teacher at the Upper West Side’s elite Trinity School claims he was fired for his “traditional family status.” Gregory Kenney, 50, is suing the school, where he coached soccer, basketball, and golf, because he says his lesbian athletic-director boss “routinely favored other single, younger females without children and discriminated against [him].” Kenney alleges the woman “continuously berated and reprimanded” him. Try to hold back your rage tears.

He felt ostracized because of his family,” his lawyer told the New York Post. “It was very stressful and difficult,” said Kenney, a father of two. “It’s an outrage,” the lawyer added. “He decided not to take it sitting down. It’s hard to find another position in this field when you’re 50-years-old.”

There are just no opportunities for aging white dudes to be coaches anymore. If these bigots aren’t careful, the downtrodden could band together and take to the streets. You’ve been warned.

Straight White Guy Faces Hardship