New York Competition No. 10: Tie-in Books

Welcome back to the New York Magazine Competition. The best of last week’s submissions, including the winner, appear below this week’s call for entries.

To recap: On Monday mornings, we’ll lay out a challenge and offer a sample responses. Enter in the comments section, or on Twitter with the hashtag we’ve provided, and on Sunday the editors will select a winner. Criteria are highly subjective, but heavily retweeted and favorited posts will have an advantage. The prize is a year’s subscription to New York in print or a two-year subscription to the iPad edition (winner’s choice). Full rules are here.

COMPETITION NO. 10: TIE-IN BOOKS. Please submit a tacky, cynical, or otherwise unliterary spinoff project. For example:

THE ‘AUGUST: OSAGE COUNTY’ BOOK OF MIXOLOGY

GOOP’S GUIDE TO EVERYTHING KALE!

THE SING SING CORRECTIONAL FACILITY CROSSWORDS COLLECTION (Vols. 1 to 99)

THE RESULTS OF THE 2013 FORT LEE TRAFFIC STUDY

Post your submission in the comments below, or on Twitter with the hashtag #tieinbooks.

RESULTS OF COMPETITION NO. 9: WATCH THAT LAST WORD, in which you were asked for familiar titles or phrases changed by the addition of a single word at the end.

Popular entries: It’s a Wonderful Life Sentence. Breakfast/Joy Luck/Babysitters Club Sandwich. Downton Abbey Road. The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardobe Malfunction.

HONORABLE MENTION TO:

The More You Know Biblically
—CAPTRENAULT

The Amazing Race War
—DONMATTINGLY

Dog Day Afternoon Nap
—JADE7243

Dog Eat Dog Uncle
—FIRSTCLASSTRAMP

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Island
—Amy Engelhardt ‏@iaretweeting

Rage, rage against the dying of the light dressing.
—WALLFLY

Jesus Walks Funny
—CLASSICIST

My Fair Lady Parts
— NOTALOGIN

Oh, The Places You’ll Go Crazy!
—KALINKANYC

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death metal
—Anthony Bulldis ‏@AJBulldis

Ain’t no party like a west coast party, ‘cause a west coast party don’t stop, figuratively.
—REALITYCZECH