crimes and misdemeanors

Twin Brothers Offer Cops Almost Twin Bribes

Photo: michael balderas

Just a reminder: when you’re caught by the police with marijuana, $24,000 in stolen gift cards, and 14 forged credit cards, one of the last things you should do is try to give them $10,000 to let you go. And be sure to tell your twin brother not to show up at the precinct house with his own $4,000 to offer in exchange for your freedom. You can thank 20-year-old Jael and Jan Sanchez, who share a birthday, a tendency toward bribery, and now some criminal charges, for that little lesson.