
A) Judging a science-fair project.
B) Gifting his Russian counterpart some potatoes from a dirty box following a recent trip to Idaho.
C) Getting a stew going.
D) Demonstrating the best way to consume Heinz ketchup, thus padding his retirement fund.
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B) Gifting his Russian counterpart some potatoes from a dirty box following a recent trip to Idaho!

This morning in Paris, Secretary of State John Kerry presented Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov with two giant Idaho potatoes prior to beginning talks about Syria. Lavrov said the spuds were “impressive,” because what else is he going to say?