
In Mayor Bill de Blasio’s New York, children go to school on snow days and City Hall vending machines no longer sling health food. It’s a crazy, mixed-up world, but at least people who work in the seat of city government can pig out in peace. “The nanny has left the building, so now if I want Twix bars or Doritos for lunch, I can finally have them without having to leave the building,” one staffer told the New York Post. The Doritos are reportedly available in Nacho Cheese and Cool Ranch.