early and awkward

Texas Republican Really Flustered by All of This Gay Marriage Business

Dan Patrick, a Republican state senator running for lieutenant governor, was so shaken up by today’s court ruling that he got all turned around on what exactly God intended. That’s how you know his passion for discrimination is real.

Patrick quickly realized his sin, and wants there to be no doubt:

And, by the way, this losing battle needs more soldiers:

Dan Patrick: Marriage Is ‘ONE MAN & ONE MAN’