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DMX Is George Zimmerman’s Celebrity Boxing Opponent

NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 13: Rapper DMX speaks during the 2012 Rock the Bells Festival press conference and Fan Appreciation Party on at Santos Party House on June 13, 2012 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Lawrie/Getty Images)
DMX, possibly thinking about ways to defile Zimmerman. Photo: Mike Lawrie/2012 Getty Images

Since George Zimmerman has devoted the rest of his life to trolling, he made it known that he wanted to take on Kanye West in his upcoming celebrity match because Yeezy attacks “defenseless people.” Instead, promoters have selected DMX from a pool of 15,000 applicants. Unlike The Game, who was among the first to declare he wanted a piece of Zimmerman, DMX does not have a Trayvon Martin tattoo (as far as we know). But he says he wants to beat Zimmerman for “every black person who has been done wrong in the system.” Actually, DMX says he intends to “beat the living f**k out him,” and “[break] every rule in boxing to make sure I f**k him right up.” He also plans to urinate in Zimmerman’s face. (For a graphic description of that process, head to TMZ.) This event just keeps getting classier.

DMX Is George Zimmerman’s Celeb Boxing Opponent