crimes and misdemeanors

So a Man Walks Into a Police Station With a Jar of Cyanide …

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And the police promptly test it, arrest him, and send a hazmat crew to his house in the Bronx, where he said there were more dangerous chemicals, because this kind of thing is no joke. Making it even more scary and mysterious, the man’s wife told a neighbor she thought he’d been framed, saying, “he got a text message threatening his life. Somebody placed the substance near their door.” Yikes!

Man Walks Into a Police Station With Cyanide