The heist of the week: A full-enough Heineken delivery truck was lifted in Chelsea by someone not afraid to take the illegal opportunities presented to him. While making a stop, the driver left his keys hidden under the seat. Ten minutes later, he returned to find the whole thing gone. The truck was last seen driving into the Bronx, but has not been spotted since. The haul, according to DNA Info, included “11 kegs and three 24- can packs of Heineken, along with three cases of Georgi Vodka.” Shot and chaser.