While many dudes who have hurt their hand badly enough for it to end up a cast would probably make an effort to avoid further injury to that hand, Anthony Brittell is not that kind of dude. DNAinfo reports that, last week, Brittell took issue with a 30-year-old gentleman using the bathroom at Chelsea mega-sports-bar Bounce. So, he began beating him in the face with his cast-covered hand, which is a lot harder than a bare hand. Brittell was charged with assault and harassment for the attack, which left the victim with a bloody nose, facial swelling, and an inability to pull off an “you should see the other guy” joke.
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