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Donald Sterling Suing NBA for $1 Billion Because He Really Is the Worst

SAN ANTONIO, TX - MAY 19: (2nd L) Team owner Donald Sterling of the Los Angeles Clippers watches the San Antonio Spurs play against the Memphis Grizzlies during Game One of the Western Conference Finals of the 2013 NBA Playoffs at AT&T Center on May 19, 2013 in San Antonio, Texas. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Donald Sterling
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Previous reports that L.A. racist Donald Sterling would just shut the hell up and sell the Clippers after being banned by the NBA were too good to be true. Instead of simply taking the $2 billion offered — the most in league history — and going far away forever, Sterling will instead sue the NBA for $1 billion, NBC reports, dragging this thing all the way out. Being disliked by 92 percent of Americans, according to one recent survey, was just not enough. Gotta get that last 8 percent.

Meanwhile, anonymous sources told ESPN and CNN that two neurologists have decided Sterling is “mentally incompetent,” which could make his wife Shelly the sole trustee of the team. The sale would certainly go a lot smoother. Sterling’s lawyer, though, called the reports a “vast overstatement” rather than convincing his client to use the excuse, accept the money, and leave the world alone.

Donald Sterling Suing NBA for $1 Billion