Fed up with inaccurate weather forecasts, Kim Jong-un stopped texting Dennis Rodman for a moment this week so he could tear North Korea’s weathermen a new one. A report in the state-run Rodong Sinmun says he visited “rooms for comprehensive weather forecast” to learn what goes on there. But the photos accompanying the article tell a different story. Dear Leader Jr. is pointing and gesturing as terrified weathermen unleash thunderstorms in their pants. The article adds that Kim’s interest is related to protecting “the people from disasters caused by the abnormal climatic phenomenon.” Most likely because subjecting North Koreans to disaster is his job.