Adopt These Dogs Right Now or You’re a Monster

It’s National Dog Day, a fake holiday that we are going to treat as totally legit as an excuse to post cute pictures of dogs. Do you have a problem with that? Yeah, didn’t think so.

Each of these dogs is up for adoption at New York’s ASPCA on East 92nd Street. Go adopt them or else you’re a monster.

Dutchess Photo: Stacey Axelrod/ASPCA

Dutchess is an award-winning 4-year-old pit bull–terrier mix who doesn’t like people who wear hats, so she has good taste.

Dermott Photo: Stacey Axelrod/ASPCA

Dermott is a 5-year-old shepherd mix who loves playing with other dogs and snuggling with you on the couch.

Caitlyn Photo: Stacey Axelrod/ASPCA

Caitlyn is Dermott’s best friend. She’s a 7-year-old Border collie mix and is a little shy around humans, but aren’t we all?

Gracie Photo: Stacey Axelrod/ASPCA

Gracie is a 1-year-old American bulldog mix and already knows how to sit. Also, she’s winking at you. How can you say no to a face like that?

Finch Photo: Stacey Axelrod/ASPCA

Finch is a 6-year-old pug-beagle mix whose eyes bear directly into your soul.

Indy Photo: Stacey Axelrod/ASPCA

Indy is a 7-year-old Labrador retriever–whippet mix who can pull off the color orange like no other dog.

Gary Photo: Stacey Axelrod/ASPCA

LOOK AT THAT FACE. Gary is a 3-year-old pit bull–terrier mix who’s energetic and enjoys plenty of exercise.

Bonnie Photo: Stacey Axelrod/ASPCA

One-year-old Bonnie is also a pit bull–terrier mix who’s super affectionate but enjoys her personal space. I hear that, girl.

Brona Photo: Stacey Axelrod/ASPCA

Brona is an 8-year-old shepherd mix who will “stay on her back and ask for belly rubs all day long”!

Photo: Stacey Axelrod/ASPCA

Two-year-old pit bull–terrier mix Magnolia is a big fan of playtime and exercise.

National Dog Day: NYC Dogs to Adopt Now