Kids, it seems, are the only talented investigative reporters we have left. Today, during a visit to Cohen’s Children’s Hospital in New Hyde Park, kids got a chance to meet baseball legend Mr. Met. But their excitement soon turned into an inquisition when they began peppering him with questions so difficult even most journalists wouldn’t ask them. Among them, “Why don’t you have any teeth?”
Very good questions, indeed. We expect the city to launch a full investigation into this matter immediately.