zing! Aug. 13, 2014

The Only Way the Jets Can Score

By Jessica Roy

Wondering why that cute, bulky guy you met on Tinder can never seem to hang out on Sundays? Turns out he could be a New York Jet. Or he’s just a weirdo. Or he’s both! Ah, ain’t love grand?

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