Today, in The Wall Street Journal’s “Mansion” section, you’ll find a story about actual mansions and just how hard it is to take care of them. Did you know huge houses require a huge staff to keep them up and running? I can’t even imagine how exhausting it must be to hire, employ, and underpay a full-time staff to dust the sterling Tiffany’s fixtures and wax the yacht. (Do yachts get waxed?) Not to mention the emotional debt accrued when having to make polite small-talk with the maid. Ugh, gross.