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Denver Teens Skip School to Try to Join ISIS

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Three Denver teen girls ditched school last week so they could watch Jerry Springer at full volume and smoke cigarettes in the mall parking lot. Ha-ha, just kidding. They skipped school so they could fly to Turkey and join ISIS.

CNN reports that the girls — ages 15, 16, and 17 — told their parents they were going to the library before hopping a flight to Germany to make a connection to Turkey, where they reportedly planned to cross over the border into Syria. But when the girls’ parents discovered their passports and $2,000 in cash were missing, the FBI put a hold on their travel documents and they were apprehended at the Frankfurt airport.

We’re guessing they’re grounded until at least after prom.

Denver Teens Try to Leave U.S. to Fight for ISIS