Total Psycho Breaks Into a Farm and Kills Over 900 Chickens With a Golf Club

OSAGE, IA - AUGUST 09: Chickens gather around a feeder at a farm on August 9, 2014 in Osage, Iowa. In retaliation for sanctions imposed on them, Russia announced a ban on food imports from the United States and other nations.Those sanctions had been imposed due to Russia's support of separatists in Eastern Ukraine. The ban will last for a year and targets meat, fish, fruit, vegetable and milk products. The poultry industry in the United States, which exported over $300 million worth of food to Russia in 2013, is expected to be hit the hardest. (Photo by Scott Olson/Getty Images)
Photo: Scott Olson/Getty Images

An unknown intruder who apparently skipped a whole bunch of anger-management classes broke into a Fresno-area poultry farm on September 20 and killed almost 1,000 chickens. You know, just for funsies.

Authorities believe the total psycho pulled back a fence to gain access to the farm, then used a golf club and/or another blunt object to mutilate 920 chickens. Sure, the chickens were going to be killed anyway for their meat, but Foster Farms said in a statement that they do stuff like that humanely

Whoever did something like this is pretty sick,” Deputy Chris Curtice told the L.A. Times. “It would take a long time to do it … People should be alarmed at something like that.”

Oh, we are.


Foster Farms Intruder Kills Over 900 Chickens