All 50 States Logged Freezing Temperatures Today

NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 07: A man bundles up against the cold on the morning of January 7, 2014 in New York, United States. A polar vortex has descended on much of North America, coming down from the Arctic, bringing record freezing temperatures across much of the country. (Photo by Andrew Burton/Getty Images)
Photo: Andrew Burton/Getty Images

It’s fucking freezing outside, and not just in New York. NPR reports that all 50 states (even Hawaii!) documented temperatures 32 degrees or below today. When will Congress pass that bill to institute a nation-size space heater?