Presumably irked by the skyrocketing expense of camping, a pair of men in San Francisco crashed a U-Haul van into a Patagonia early Monday morning and loaded it up with “high-end outdoor clothing and gear” before speeding off.
San Francisco police are currently on the hunt for the duo, who made off with hundreds of dollars of merchandise from the luxury camping store in the tourist-heavy area of Fisherman’s Wharf. We assume the thieves’ next target will be the Ferry Plaza Farmers Market or a local Tesla dealer.
