crimes and misdemeanors Feb. 27, 2015

Lube-Opening Cats Implicated in Student-Teacher Sex Scandal

By Jessica Roy

Photo: Shutterstock

Riverdale Country School teacher Richard Hovan could not have committed statutory rape with one of his students, as he is accused, for one simple reason: He did not open the lube, the cat did.

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