apple Mar. 9, 2015

The Best of Twitter Mocking the New Apple Watch

By Jessica Roy

When the Apple Watch was fully revealed this afternoon, people on Twitter immediately resorted to doing what they do best: unleashing some sick, momentarily relevant burns. Behold.

“This is my grandfather’s Apple Watch. He wore it every day of his life for 15.5 months."
— Owen Good (@owengood) March 9, 2015

Apple Watch: Class War Edition.
— dan sinker (@dansinker) March 9, 2015

what are you guys talking about... I see the new mac book as blue and black ; )
— Dan D'Addario (@DPD_) March 9, 2015

"I could stand here and read out iggy azalea lyrics instead of specs, you're gonna buy this regardless" - tim cook
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) March 9, 2015

me: heres a flower for u baby margaret: i want a divorce pic.twitter.com/TrPwnLGpvc
— ಠ_ಠ (@MikeIsaac) March 9, 2015

Because I just know this will matter to someone: The gold Apple Watch costs 62.59 bitcoins
— danprimack (@danprimack) March 9, 2015

Life comes at you fast. pic.twitter.com/GGXWVPjy8z
— Kevin Roose (@kevinroose) March 9, 2015

I've never robbed anybody in my life but I'd seriously consider robbing somebody wearing a $10,000 Apple wristwatch.
— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) March 9, 2015

Steve Jobs!!!!! Steve Jobs!!!!!! They've released a Gold Steve Jobs!!!!!!! HE'S BACK BABY
— Cate Blupchett (@blippoblappo) March 9, 2015

And the biggest joke of all:

What if shifting to appeal to luxury buyers in an age of record inequality is a brand damaging event
— Christopher Mims (@mims) March 9, 2015

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