Though he reportedly has his pick of top-tier schools like Brown and Yale, Dante de Blasio still hasn’t decided where he’s going to college. That hasn’t stopped his dad’s colleagues, friends, and the media scrum from bugging him about where he’s headed next fall. Even Hillary Clinton, while at a campaign event with his mom, asked where Dante will be attending school. No matter where he goes, Mayor de Blasio said he wants to make the announcement as dramatic as possible. “Let’s get the staging going,” he joked, according to the Times. “I want heavy production values on this thing.” God, parents have like, no chill.