Apr. 20, 2015

Man’s Obituary Lists Final Wish: Don’t Vote for Hillary

By Jessica Roy

Hillary Clinton. Photo: Yana Paskova/Getty Images

Eighty-one-year-old Larry Upright passed away at a hospital in North Carolina last Monday night. In lieu of flowers, the family asks that you ascribe to his political beliefs, which include not voting for Hillary Clinton in 2016.

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