
As we enter mid-spring and the final Northeast snows melt away, some New England residents are finding out that some especially weird things had been hiding beneath a layer of snow and ice all winter. So far, April showers have brought:
- The carcasses of poached deer
- Trash and plow damage
- $4,000 in cash
- Newspapers
- An 18-year-old cat
- A time capsule from 1913
- Dead goats
- Cigarette butts
- Dog poop
- A .357 Smith and Wesson magnum revolver
- A giant metal fish sculpture built by an accused child molester
If anybody finds front-row Taylor Swift tickets under there, those are totally mine.