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Police Called Over Ice-Cream Cone With Not Enough Sprinkles

Melting Vanilla Soft Serve Ice Cream Cone with Sprinkles
Photo: Corbis

After receiving an ice-cream cone with not enough sprinkles over the weekend, a woman in Michigan decided to take matters into her own hands — literally — by screaming at a store clerk and attempting to punch the friend trying to calm her down.

The unnamed woman entered a local gas station on Saturday and ordered an ice-cream cone. When the clerk put too few sprinkles on it, she began to throw a tantrum. 

The clerk called police because the customer was upset because she didn’t have enough sprinkles,” the Mason County Sheriff told M Life. 

Her male companion attempted to calm her down, but she began trying to hit him. The two eventually left the store, but the clerk called the police with their license-plate number. They’d already left the area before the cops arrived, though, so no charges were pressed.

Guys, it’s not even June — it’s way too early in the season for this type of heatstroke-induced behavior to take over.

Cops Called Over Ice-Cream Cone