Hillary Clinton isn’t running for president so she can be her husband’s political puppet, but thanks so much for wondering! Allow her to set you straight:
“We’re going to make clear, I’m not running for my husband’s third term or for President Obama’s third term,” she reportedly said at a recent New York fund-raiser, mostly important because it was attended by Beyoncé. “I’m running to make history on my own.”
Psssst, Hill. You’re supposed to say you’re running for the good of the country! Oh well.