Teens Today: Boring As Hell

Rear view of the teens sitting in the classroom and raising hands to answer the question.
Look at these teens, actively participating in classroom discussions. LOSERS. Photo: iStockphoto

America’s youth are drinkin’, smokin’, and makin’ babies at alarmingly low rates, according to stats compiled by Time. But if they aren’t partying and hooking up, how are they deriving evil joy from scaring the crap out of their parents? Ohhhhh, texting while driving. Right, right.