Romney Criticizes Hillary for Not Smizing

THIS is how you smize. Photo: Joe Raedle/Getty Images

Mitt Romney, the most authentic presidential candidate this nation has seen since George Washington himself, has a bone to pick with Hillary Clinton: Mainly, her smile isn’t smiley enough.

Somehow, though, when you see her on a stage or when she comes into a room full of people, she is smiling with her mouth, but her eyes are saying, ‘Where’s my latte?’” Romney said on Morning Joe this morning, echoing the exact same critique Tyra Banks always has for the models on America’s Next Top Model. “It doesn’t suggest that she believes everything she’s saying. … I think people wonder, can they really trust Hillary Clinton?”

What kind of latte, though? A gross Starbucks latte, or a fancy Blue Bottle one? If you’re going to criticize someone, Mitt, at least be specific.