Jeb Bush’s ‘Death Spiral’ Has Donors and Strategists Feeling Morbid

Ex-President George Bush
The Bush family watches Jeb’s campaign, probably. Photo: David Cannon/Getty Images

It has not been a good month for Jeb Bush. With his poll numbers falling to the single digits, his campaign making spending cuts to prepare for the long winter, his fund-raising becoming unimpressive, and Donald Trump continuing to exist, Bush donors and friends have started peppering his campaign with backhanded compliments and outright insults, hoping the criticism might scare Team Jeb! into functioning like a winner. And as things look worse, these comments become more morbid and more laden with winding metaphors. 

Here are 12 of the most depressing comments Bush supporters have made so far:

12. Anonymous donor:

Jeb’s just blended into the second tier of the Republican pack. When you run for president, you have to be very charismatic, you have to articulate extremely well and you have to show unbelievable amounts of passion.

11. Anonymous donor:

He needs a huge performance. And I’m not sure he’s got one in him.

10. Austin Barbour, GOP strategist:

If Bush doesn’t see numbers go up in two weeks, no one is jumping off a bridge.

9. Lynn Stewart, Nevada assemblyman:

Jeb is not spectacular. But he’s solid and steady.

8. David Beightol, donor:

As people leave the field, voters are going to say, ‘My number two choice is Jeb Bush.’ 

7. Anonymous fund-raiser:

What I hear everywhere when you say Jeb’s name is, ‘If you want to lose the general election, nominate Jeb.’

6. Jeb Bush:

Blah, blah, blah. That’s my answer — blah, blah, blah. [In response to a question about cutting campaign costs.]

5. Anonymous fund-raiser:

I don’t think Jeb’s getting out of the race, but it’s certainly sinking in that he can’t revive himself just from the ads. He can’t buy his way back. The [poll] numbers are beginning to get hard. The candidate has to have a moment out there, and if that doesn’t happen, I just don’t know.

Shh. Photo: Joe Raedle/Getty Images

4. Anonymous donor:

It’s as if we keep investing in a company and, as a shareholder, we’re not seeing any sales.

3. Jeb Bush:

If this election is about how we’re going to fight to get nothing done, then I don’t want to have any part of it. I don’t want to be elected president to just sit around and see gridlock become so dominant that people are literally in decline in their lives. That is not my motivation. I got a lot of really cool things I could do other than sit around and be miserable, listening to people demonize me and feeling compelled to demonize me.

2. Anonymous fund-raiser:

It feels very much like a death spiral, and it breaks my heart. I don’t know anyone who wants to reinvest now … I wouldn’t be shocked in 60 days from now if he wasn’t in the race.

1. Anonymous lobbyist:

The patient is either in intensive care and in need of some good doctors who can save him or being put into hospice and we’re going to see a slow death.

Jeb Bush’s ‘Death Spiral’ Is Getting Morbid