Don’t Worry, Everyone! Jeb Can Fix It!

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The New York Times reports that Jeb Bush is set to unveil a new slogan: “Jeb Can Fix It.” Fix what, exactly? The intended answer is almost certainly “the United States,” but it’s difficult not to read the motto as a reference to Bush’s death-spiraling campaign. You can almost smell the flop sweat.