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COMPETITION NO. 66: “NEAR-MISS SONGS.” Please offer a title that almost works. For example:
(I DID IT) AMWAY
MAN-HANDS ACROSS THE WATER
THE TOOL ON THE HILL
Enter on Twitter with the hashtag #nearmisssongs, or in the comments thread below, by February 17.
RESULTS OF COMPETITION No. 65, “BANDS FOR SNOWMAGEDDON,” in which you were asked to rename a performer or band in keeping with winter storm season.
HONORABLE MENTION TO:
Jefferson Airplane Grounded Due to Weather Conditions
Tom Petty and the Icebreakers
Ol’ Chilly Bastard
Alice in Snow Chains
Run Y’ Noses
Nat King Cold
Emerson, Lake Effect & Palmer
Bruce Springsteen and the E Sleet Band
Queens of the Ice Age
AND THE WINNER IS:
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