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Ivanka Brings Another Trump Into the World

Theodore James doesn’t know it yet, but he’s a winner. He’s a winner because he was born into the Trump family, and Trumps win so much they get sick of winning. Theodore’s mother, Ivanka Trump, brought him into the world at 5:43 p.m. on Easter Sunday — he’s the third child of Ivanka and her husband Jared Kushner and Donald Trump’s eighth grandchild. “Jared and I feel incredibly blessed to announce the arrival of Theodore James Kushner,” Ivanka wrote on Twitter.

Grandpa Trump’s other grandkids include five children by his eldest son, Donald Trump Jr., and his wife, Vanessa Haydon: Kai Madison, Chloe Sophia, Tristan Milos, Spencer Frederick, and — because someone had to be — Donald John III.

Ivanka’s younger brother, Eric, has yet to procreate, although he’s married to former Inside Edition producer Lara Yunaska. Her two half-siblings, Tiffany and Barron, are 22 and 10 respectively, so it might be a few years before Trump is able to populate a small suburb with his offspring.

But rest assured — that day is coming.