crimes and misdemeanors

Woman Arrested for Selling ‘Donald Trump’–Branded Heroin. Bad!

GOP Presidential Candidate Donald Trump Campaigns Near Green Bay, Wisconsin
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A total lightweight was arrested in New Hampshire over the weekend for allegedly selling bags of heroin branded with the name of the GOP front-runner, Donald Trump. Local cops set up a tremendous sting operation and had a confidential informant make a great deal — the best deal — to buy drugs from the 36-year-old woman twice. At the time of the second purchase, the CI noticed that the heroin had a totally unlicensed “‘Donald Trump’ logo” affixed to its bag, reports the Union Leader. The woman was charged with selling a controlled substance; she had been on probation for a previous drug-possession charge. Obviously, this never would have happened if we had a wall.

Woman Arrested for ‘Donald Trump’ Heroin. Bad!