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Orlando Bloom’s Tamagotchi Crapped Itself at the Met Gala

Photo: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images

Monday night’s Met Gala was a stunning affair, with high society’s hottest movers and shakers showing off their fancy clothes. The theme was Manus x Machina, highlighting the intersection of fashion, technology, and culture, at the junction of fabric and silicon, where the gigabits meet the sewing kits.

What a night! It’s tough to pick a favorite look, but Orlando Bloom and girlfriend Katy Perry certainly impressed with their matching Tamagotchis. Remember the ‘90s? Orlando Bloom certainly does.

The detail on Bloom’s svelte red tuxedo was immaculate. I mean, look at this dude!

Photo: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images

Let’s zoom in on some of the detail.

Photo: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images

Now let’s enhance.

Congratulations on a stunning gala, Orlando! I hope your Tamagotchi is not drowning in feces.

Orlando Bloom’s Tamagotchi Pooped at the Met