There’s Now an App Where You Can Summon a Professional Cuddler to Cure Your Loneliness


Cuddlist is the latest app to attempt to profit from society’s soul-crushing loneliness by dispatching professional cuddlers (call them Cuddlists) to come to your apartment and hold you, for a flat fee of $80 an hour. It’s worth noting that their name is significantly less annoying than their competitor’s, Spoonr, because it has all its proper vowels and isn’t trying to play off a dating-app name.

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An App Can Summon a Pro Cuddler to Cure Your Loneliness