Poking around the dark corners of Reddit can be a risky move, as you never quite know what you’re going to find. But every once in a while, you stumble into something beautiful. This week’s find: a subreddit devoted to all the wonderfully deranged things people have done while under the influence of Ambien sleeping pills, or while experiencing a visit from the Ambien walrus, as redditors are known to call it. (There are also posts from people asking questions about the drug, discussing side effects, and other less-comical things; but truthfully, the best part is all of the posts from semiconscious people.)
For example, this user discovering, and subsequently being baffled by, a sunset. “WHAT THE FUCK????!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!??”
While some users post photos, others just go for plain-text, drug-induced ramblings. Like this winner about Kid Cudi and a piano made of cherries.
“Damn mhy teeeth so clean.”
“Built a cabinet for our bathroom and don’t remember any of it,” explains another user. Admittedly, it is a nice-looking cabinet.
This guy popped 20 milligrams, decided to go to town cleaning his kitchen, and messaged his friend all about it.
As it turns out, texting while on Ambien is probably best avoided.
Then again, maybe taking sleeping pills and then posting about it online is a great idea.
Select All does not condone prescription-drug abuse. Please only use Ambien as prescribed by a medical professional, and send us pictures and tweets when you do.