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Teen Burns Parents With Senior-Yearbook Quote About Club Penguin

Senior-yearbook quotes usually fall into a couple of categories. There’s groan-inducing — as in anything from Dave Matthews Band, “Celebrate we will because life is short but sweet for certain.” Groan-inducing, only this time with even louder groans, “It’s not the number of breaths we take, but the number of moments that take our breath away.” But every so often, some very good teen comes up with something so novel and so genius, it makes us hopeful for the future of humanity. Allison Lloyd is one such teen.

In just 12 words, Lloyd — who says she was class of 2017, though she tweeted a photo of the yearbook this week — managed to both mourn the loss of beloved internet community Club Penguin and brutally own her parents.

Sorry, but we’re amused.

Teen Burns Parents With Yearbook Quote About Club Penguin