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Howard Schultz Wants a President Who Will Tell Billionaires Their Favorite Lies

A delusional realist. Photo: Johannes Eisele/AFP/Getty Images

Howard Schultz is sick of the left’s impossible promises. The Starbucks billionaire believes that the American people deserve straight talk, and fiscal realism — and that the Democratic Party is incapable of giving them either. When Schultz hears Democrats say that the United States should emulate Canada’s single-payer health-care system (which produces better health outcomes at lower costs than our own), he thinks they’re peddling a “false narrative” on par with Trump’s tall tales about the border.

“Doesn’t someone have to speak the truth about what we can afford while maintaining a deep level of compassion and empathy for the American people?” Schultz asked the New York Times this week. The billionaire has concluded that the answer to his query is yes, and that he just might be that someone. Therefore, he has begun loudly mulling an independent presidential bid in 2020.

As many have already noted, a “realist” who believes that a third-party candidate can win the 2020 election is a contradiction in terms. Schultz is about as fluent in the realities of modern American politics as Donald Trump is with those of modern American grocery shopping. Meanwhile, Schultz’s ostensible belief that the U.S. government is analogous to an upscale coffee chain — and thus, that Uncle Sam has no more business running up a $21.5 trillion debt than Starbucks does — is no less a declaration of economic illiteracy than Trump’s insistence that trade deficits are tantamount to theft.

But what makes Schultz’s pretensions to realism truly hallucinatory is this: Even if one stipulates that he is right about the appeal of centrism, and the evil of deficits, his own promises about fiscal policy would still be much more extravagantly “unrealistic” than the median democratic socialist’s.

In recent days, Schultz has promised to reduce economic inequality, end extreme poverty, cut the deficit, combat structural racism, and ensure that every American has access to quality health care — while keeping taxes on the rich near historic lows.

“The inequality is real and must be addressed, but not in a punitive way,” Schultz explained at a Barnes & Noble in Union Square last night. “We can’t continue to add onto the debt. We can’t continue to add onto the inequality.”

And yet, Schultz justified his decision to (potentially) run for the presidency as an independent on the grounds that the Democratic Party’s newest tax policy ideas — including Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s call for taxing incomes above $10 million at a 70 percent rate (a rate that applied to incomes above $216,000 as recently as 1980) — were unacceptably extreme. What’s more, in a recent interview with 60 Minutes, Schultz suggested that Donald Trump was right to lower the corporate tax rate, but should have done more to cut taxes for the middle class.

During that same interview, Schultz expressed his support for universal “access” to health care, and lamented the fact that “over 40 percent of the American people don’t have $400 in the bank,” while “one out of six people in America are food insecure.” And yet, the billionaire also argues that Social Security and Medicare benefits need to be cut, and that the middle class deserves a tax break — a position that, when combined with his opposition to soaking the rich and support for deficit reduction, ostensibly rules out any major expansion of anti-poverty programs or health-care subsidies.

In sum: Schultz is promising to reduce inequality by keeping taxes on corporate shareholders lower than they were under Obama, to reduce the deficit by slashing taxes on the middle class, and to end poverty by cutting two of the most effective anti-poverty programs in American history.

The billionaire’s incoherent position on inequality is either an expression of towering ignorance or bad faith. If Schultz’s actual position is that “we can’t continue to add onto the inequality,” then he should be criticizing Elizabeth Warren’s wealth tax from the left.

As Schultz has presumably gathered during his years as a fat cat, great wealth multiplies itself (almost) automatically. According to recent research from the Federal Reserve Bank of San Francisco, the average annual rate of return on all capital assets between 1870 and 2015 was 6.28 percent, while the average annual rate of economic growth was a mere 2.87 percent. At present, the top 0.1 percent of Americans lay claim to roughly as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent. Given these circumstances, there is no way to prevent America from “adding onto the inequality” without massive wealth expropriation. Absent measures too radical for Ocasio-Cortez to (currently) endorse, compound interest will ensure that the wealth gap only multiplies, year after year. Which is to say: Jill Stein has never made an economic promise as wildly utopian as Schultz’s proposal to freeze inequality in place without raising top tax rates to Clinton-era levels. (Schultz’s purported concerns with racial inequality are similarly incompatible with his allergy to progressive redistribution; absent radical government intervention, the racial wealth gap will balloon in the coming decades.)

Chart: The Washington Post

As for how Schultz squares his support for deficit reduction with his opposition to significantly raising taxes: The billionaire told CNBC last summer that the key to fixing the debt problem (besides gutting Social Security) was to grow the American economy by “4 percent or greater” each year. In other words: simply engineer an economic miracle (that is quite plausibly incompatible with long-term human survival) through unspecified means.

In reality, Schultz’s problem with the Democratic Party isn’t that it refuses to tell Americans “the truth about what we can afford.” His problem is that Democrats are no longer telling bleeding-heart billionaires like himself the lies they wish to hear. Schultz wants a president who will assure him that there is no relationship between the wealth that he hoards and the poverty he can’t help but notice; or between his deficit fearmongering and his nation’s sky-high uninsured rate; or his opposition to a $15 minimum wage and widespread food insecurity; or his visceral disgust with the very concept of Carter-era top marginal tax rates and income inequality; or his ability to effortlessly finance a campaign for America’s highest office — despite boasting no governing experience or grassroots support — and the American public’s belief that their political system is broken.

Unfortunately for Schultz, only about 0.1 percent of the electorate wants the same.

Schultz Wants to Reduce Inequality by Keeping His Taxes Low