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Revisiting the Ads From 2000’s ‘Dot-Com Super Bowl’

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The year 2000. What a time. It was a delightful year when, contrary to public concern, we all lived past 12:01 a.m. on New Year’s Day — which meant we lived long enough to see Super Bowl XXXIV. I do not know who played. I do not know who won. But I do know that 2000 marked the first year that internet companies went all-in on Super Bowl advertising. Compared to just two ads for websites in 1999, in 2000 nearly 20 percent of the 61 ads were purchased by dot-coms, according to SFGate. The going rate was $2.2 million for 30 seconds of air.

We’re nearly two decades out from the so-called Dot-Com Bowl, and would you believe that a whole bunch of the companies that spent those millions aren’t around anymore? It’s shocking, but true. Some went under entirely. Others were gobbled up by bigger shops whose names you’ll likely recognize. But either way, we’ll always have the ads to remind us of the once bright future of the web — and also to make us cringe. (Sadly, not every company that ran an ad during the 2000 Super Bowl left us a YouTube footprint, so consider this a time capsule and not a definitive list.)

Ah, yes, Where they sell and explain “computer stuff.” Which was basically the entire premise for this ad. was later acquired by Office Depot.

Autotrader, still in business, ran an ad entitled “I Need a Car.” It’s not the one below, but the spirit is mostly the same. There are people. And they need a car.

Honestly, just watch this ad from Epidemic to figure out why they went out of business. “Include a link when you send an email … if your friend buys, you get paid.” This sounds totally not annoying and very sustainable.

This spot, from online direct-marketing company LifeMinders, declared itself the “worst commercial on the Super Bowl” and was allegedly put together in a matter of days. LifeMinders was acquired by Cross Media in 2001.

When I mentioned writing about the Dot-Com Bowl to one of my colleagues over on Vulture, this sock-puppet ad from was the only one he could remember from 2000. was liquidated in 2002, and CNET called it the “latest high-profile dot-com disaster.” This news came two years after the company’s IPO, where it raised $85 million.


The bit here in this commercial from Netpliance is that every person wears a big pair of thick, black glasses with tape around the middle. What dorks! “Webheads,” if you will. Netpliance built a product called the i-Opener, which wasn’t a computer, but was a piece of cheaper hardware that would allow users to access the internet. Netpliance later rebranded and was purchased in 2005.

See you all in 20 years when we’re talking about why so much money was devoted to laceless shoes in 2019. (Sorry, Skechers.)

Revisiting the Ads From 2000’s ‘Dot-Com Super Bowl’