Congrats to Curvy Wife Guy and His Curvy Wife on Their Expectedly Cringey Pregnancy Announcement

You probably don’t know Robbie Tripp by name. But chances are you do know his online nickname: Curvy Wife Guy. He’s the dude who bravely spoke out in 2017 about how he’d previously been picked on for fancying “girls on the thicker side, ones who were shorter and curvier, girls that the average (basic) bro might refer to as ‘chubby’ or even ‘fat,’” and, nonetheless, is proud to love his wife, Sarah. Sarah, his curvy wife. “A real woman is not a porn star or a bikini mannequin or a movie character,” Tripp explained. “She’s real. She has beautiful stretch marks on her hips and cute little dimples on her booty.” Wow. What a man. (He’s also the guy who tried to sue after a website compared his memoir to the Unabomber manifesto.)

On Sunday, both of the Tripps posted Instagrams announcing that they are expecting a baby. First, here’s Sarah’s.

And then, here’s Robbie’s. While reading, please keep your eyes peeled for phrases like “five-star womb,” and the parts that refer to his wife as a “pure fertile goddess” and a “sacred vessel carrying my seed.”

Congrats to the whole curve-loving family; husband, wife, and seed.

Curvy Wife Guy Announces Curvy Wife Is ‘Carrying His Seed’