Former president Donald Trump threw a party at Mar-a-Lago on Tuesday night, and the only good thing about it was the fried shrimp and “pastry-wrapped hot dogs.”
The Washington Post reports that Trump and a “coterie of his top allies, donors, and paying club members” gathered at his Florida club to screen Rigged: The Zuckerberg-Funded Plot to Defeat Donald Trump, a new film from Citizens United president and Trump pal David Bossie. (For the record, Zuckerberg’s “plot” entailed publicly disclosing in 2020 that he and his wife were donating $400 million to local governments to cover election administration costs.)
It wasn’t just the “rigged election” theme that made this party so bad that even fancy piggies in a blanket couldn’t redeem it. Every detail in the Post’s write-up was at once utterly bonkers and totally unsurprising. So let’s have a little fun with it: Take the quiz below to see how well you know the ex-president’s party style.
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