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Alvin Greene

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    Alvin Greene Is ‘Running’ for Office AgainAs is his wont, he has done no actual campaigning.
    By Dan Amira
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    358,069 People Voted for Alvin GreeneThat’s more votes than Sharron Angle, Joe Manchin, or Blanche Lincoln.
    By Dan Amira
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    Alvin Greene Has an Awesome New Campaign StrategyJust repeat something bad you made up about your opponent over and over again.
    By Dan Amira
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    Alvin Greene’s Fiery Mystery WomanDoes Alvin Greene have a girlfriend?
    By Dan Amira
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    Alvin Greene Kind of Freaking Out NowHe’s just screaming at reporters.
    By Dan Amira
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    Can Alvin Greene’s Juggernaut Candidacy Overcome His Felony Indictment?He might be in trouble for that porn incident.
    By Dan Amira
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    The Air Force Didn’t Promote Alvin Greene Because He Wasn’t Communist EnoughOr: terrorist-y enough. Either one.
    By Dan Amira
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    Alvin Greene’s First Speech Surprisingly Without IncidentThough, disappointingly, no mention of action figures.
    By Josh Duboff
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    Alvin Greene’s Action-Figure Dream Has Been Realized, Sort OfIt may not be exactly what he was hoping for.
    By Dan Amira
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    Politicians and Their Strange, Surprising Childhood NicknamesCan you guess who used to go by Boozy Boy, Bird Legs, or Pinky?
    By Dan Amira
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    Alvin Greene Wants Denzel Washington to Play Him in MovieThe Senate candidate “has received calls from all over the world.”
    By Josh Duboff
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    Alvin Greene Wants to Stimulate the Economy With Alvin Greene Action FiguresIt’s outside-the-box thinking, all right.
    By Dan Amira
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    Start Feeling Bad for Picking on Alvin GreeneCruel, yet apt.
    By Dan Amira
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    Alvin Greene Has More Than Zero Percent Support in First PollAlvin Greene gets 21 percent support in his first poll.
    By Dan Amira
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    Keith Olbermann Struggles to Get Answers From Alvin GreeneUnlikely primary winner denies he’s a plant.
    By Josh Duboff
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    Was Alvin Greene a Republican Plant?One South Carolina congressman is calling for the Justice Department to investigate.
    By Dan Amira
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    How Unemployed Senate Candidate Alvin Greene Picks Up WomenLike a sexual predator!
    By Dan Amira
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    Unemployed Primary Winner Comes With Some BaggageHe may be facing felony charges for showing some dirty pictures to a college girl.
    By Dan Amira
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    Unemployed Guy Nobody Has Ever Heard of Wins Democratic Senate PrimaryBest. Election. Upset. Ever.
    By Dan Amira