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  1. white men with money
    Jamie Dimon’s Greatest HitsA compilation of the JPMorgan CEO’s biggest zingers about TARP and the administration.
  2. made-off
    Bernie Madoff Pissed Off the Wrong Trust-FundersA ruthless teen gang covers one of Madoff’s beloved trees in toilet paper.
  3. awesomeness
    The Times Gives Us a New Batch of Dirty Words to Play WithThank GOD. We were so tired of ‘douchenozzle.’
  4. early and awkward
    Roland Burris Turned Away From SenateRod Blagojevich’s contested nominee to replace Barack Obama in the Senate didn’t quite get there.
  5. ballsy crimes
    Bernie Madoff’s Statue Returned!The stolen statue reappeared on his country club’s lawn — with a lesson.
  6. the greatest depression
    Women of the Greatest Depression Would Rather Starve Than Go Wrinkled’As god as my witness, I’ll never go wrinkled again!’
  7. early and awesome
    This Video Will Tell You Everything You Need to Know About Obama SupportersCall us geeks, but we can’t stop laughing at this JibJab creation.
  8. fusterclucks
    Blake Lively and Leighton Meester to Appear on ‘30 Rock’They’ll play Liz Lemon’s former high-school classmates. OMG!
  9. in other news
    Spinning Vigilante Victorious!The people have spoken, and what they said was, “Go fuck yourself.”
  10. in other news
    Roommates Ed Westwick and Chace Crawford Are Hiding Their Photobucket in Plain SightAnd lo and behold, they seem like real boys after all!
  11. the sports section
    Happy Giant Monday Last night, only moments after the Patriots stuttered out their last plays in Super Bowl XLII, the shouts began. From our window facing East 14th Street, we started to hear chants of “Eli! Eli! Eli!” A communal roar echoed out of bars like the Blarney Cove, Otto’s Shrunken Head, and Mona’s. A few minutes later crowds poured out of Stuyvesant Town and Alphabet City, walking down the street towards the First Avenue L stop. They whooped, they chanted — we even saw one guy dive tackle a friend into the (hard-looking) sidewalk, screaming “PLAXICO!” This morning, when we woke up, we picked up the Daily News. Not being from New York originally, we’ve never really understood the rationale behind the “commemorative covers” that the tabloids put out sometimes. Do people in the city really have walls covered with Daily News and Post covers? But when we unfolded the paper to check out the giant photo of Eli Manning clutching the trophy, with a yell of triumph on his face, we thought to ourselves: “Huh. We’d better save this one.” Anyway, if tomorrow is Super Tuesday, today has definitely got to be Giant Monday. Leave us some comments! We want to hear where you were last night when Plaxico Burress caught the touchdown pass with 35 seconds to go, and what you did when Manning escaped from the Patriots’ clutches to make that longshot pass to David Tyree. Oh, and which Super Bowl ad was your favorite, because ours was totally that Coke one with the Macy’s parade balloons… Related: Underdog: The Rise of Eli Manning